Therapist: Writing a blog about everything that happens to you will honestly help you.
Dr. Watson: Nothing happens to me.
“I was so weak and emaciated that a medical board determined that not a day should be lost in sending me back to England. I was dispatched, accordingly, in the troopship “Orontes,” and landed a month later on Portsmouth jetty, with my health irretrievably ruined, but with permission from a paternal government to spend the next nine months in attempting to improve it.” –Dr. Watson, Arthur Conan Doyle’s A Study in Scarlet, 1887